General (R) Flathead
The
best comments one American Bush hater made at his reelection were,
“I am happy he has been reelected. At least, I know he will get lost
in four years and I’ll never have to see his face after his second
term is over.”
We Pakistanis wish we
could say the same thing about the people who impose themselves upon
us and than keep torturing us by their unbearable presence at
Pakistan’s national scene.
Our childhood was lost in
listening one such self appointed President Ayub Khan. On the 1st
of every month he would appear on national TV and radio and address
the nation in his ugly voice “ Mere Aziz Humwatnon.” Like we had
appointed him our president with overwhelming majority?
We lost our youth in
listening another such jinxed voice of Zia-ul-Haq. He would appear
on national television every then and now like an ugly ghost and
shoot all the shit he had in his head at us for hours.
Now, we are in our old
age. We are dealing with another such shit shooter—general
Musharraf. He also illegally imposed himself on us as our president.
Like an ugly creature, he appears on national TV whenever he likes
and throws all the garbage he has in his head at us for hours. We
have no idea how long we will have to live under the burden of his
ugly appearance.
We believe Pakistan
Army is a special institution. God Lord created this institution to
punish us for our sins which we never committed.
Will this punishment
ever come to an end? Perhaps, not in our life time. May be we have
to face the same ugly creatures in the hell which God Lord has
created for us in here after. Generals Ayub, Yahya, Zia and
Musharraf are going to be there in the hell to watch on us that we
do not escape the flames of the hell fire.
Why is it like that?
Can we make it a little
better?
Can like the American
who hated President Bush, we can also say that we are not going to
see this ugly man on our political scene after this and this date
and in this and this year?
We raise our hands up.
We don’t want democracy. We don’t want elections. We want to give up
on all our rights. We will let army rule Pakistan until the end of
the world.
But can we ask a small
favor from our khaki rulers?
“Please let a new
general—a new Commander-in-Chief—take over Pakistan after every
three years when one Commander-in-Chief’s tenure is over.
At least allow us to
see a new face every three years.
We lost our child hood
looking at Ayub’s ugly face. We lost our youth looking at Zia’s ugly
face.
We don’t want to lose
our old age and die looking at Musharraf’s ugly face.
Next
Commander-in-Chief, next president please
